The Feline Who Forgot to Try

Slouchy McMeow

Born to Nap, Raised to Slack. His first meow? A yawn. His first step? A flop. His first goal? “Maybe tomorrow.”

Slouchy McMeow mascot

Origin Story

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📜 Born to Nap...

Slouchy McMeow wasn't born in a litter—he was accidentally summoned during a failed attempt to manifest productivity...

🧬 Evolution of a Couch Cat

Slouchy inherited the reflexes of a potato, the ambition of a houseplant, and the charisma of a cat who knows he'll be fed regardless...

😴 Why So Lazy?

Slouchy isn't lazy. He's strategically horizontal. His motto? “If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I still sits.”

STAY SLOUCHY 😴 $LMP TO THE MOON 🚀 NAP NOW, RICH LATER 💰 0% TAX, 100% VIBES ✨ STAY SLOUCHY 😴 $LMP TO THE MOON 🚀 NAP NOW, RICH LATER 💰

Join the Slouchyverse

He's not avoiding work-he's redefining it. Join the movement. Remix the lore. Deploy the stickers. Slouch harder.

Tokenomics

⛓️ CHAIN:

BASE

🎟️ TICKER:

$LMP

📦 SUPPLY:

1 Billion

💸 TAX:

0% Buy/Sell

📝 CONTRACT:

0x0c314296482af445f751d4abc9e39992d2eaee9c

Slouchy Memes

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White Paper

Slouchy McMeow: The Meme That Meows Back

1. Executive Summary

Slouchy McMeow is not just a meme—he’s a movement. Born from the depths of internet absurdity and fueled by surreal storytelling...

2. Mission Statement

To build a decentralized, lore-driven meme ecosystem where Slouchy McMeow reigns supreme—across Telegram, X, Farcaster, and beyond...

3. Core Pillars

  • Lore & Identity: A cat. A mood. A myth.
  • Modular Assets: Stickers, emojis, animations.
  • Meme Utility: Functional and fun.
  • Community & Culture: Meme cults > fan clubs.